An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
Get the evening fartmug. To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
by Nile H August 15, 2024
Get the Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.mug. Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
Get the even according to playersmug. person 1: “hey look at that dog over there”
person 2 “thats me if you even care
person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*
person 2 “thats me if you even care
person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*
by twink_demolisher November 23, 2023
Get the this is me if you even caremug. An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill
by the only person who uses this February 11, 2024
Get the Ativan Eveningmug. One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
Even is cute
by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019
Get the Evenmug. Evening.
by Venticinia July 9, 2025
Get the eveningmug.