sus virus

when someone infects you with the sus virus everything you see is "sus"
1: hey look at that trashcan it looks like the among us character
2: oh yeah it kinda does

2: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

3: hey you are right

3: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

4: yes

this is the sus virus
by when the May 07, 2021
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Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.
Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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Hidweh Virus

The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.

1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.

2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.

3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
Person 1: *Post Bad Takes*

Person 2: Oh No, The Hidweh Virus
by callmethekishin August 12, 2022
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nechuwu virus

The worst virus known to man, whoever gets it becomes very SUS and Autistic. Whenever you see someone with the virus RUN.
HE HAS THE NECHUWU VIRUS, RUN!!!!
by Nechuwu March 04, 2023
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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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Sé Virus

A deadly digital virus caused by the one and only rosé it's unstoppable, your worsé with slowysé start autocorrectingsé into the sé languagsé

s e n d s é

h e l p s é
Person 1: ITS AUTOCORRECTINGSÉ EVERYTHING
Person 2: Oh no... He has the Sé Virus
by Im_dyinghelp May 10, 2020
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Amogaloid Virus

The Amogaloid Virus is described as an permanant internal disruption plague that slowy, physically corrupts the body of the infected before shortly converting them to a Muslim.

This virus is known to alter the mind and body of the infected, and spreads to others extremely easily, caution must be exercised when around any known being affected by the Amogaloid Virus. Not to be confused with "Amogus" under any circumstances.

It is also the title of an indie game in development, and candidate for game of the year.
Hey bro u feel amogaloid type shi ri?

Yea homiesapian dat shi crazy I be like following allah n dat yanoe.

Sham bro thats craaazy we needa have de caution wida evil amogaloid virus brah.
by Prof. Mogaloid January 18, 2024
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