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awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.
I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.
by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012
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Stinky Money

A game where 2-4 players try to insert the most money(in change) up their ass.
Vince: Have you ever played stinky money?
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay
by M.C. Skinney January 2, 2011
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Money Lane

Bus driver slang, the right-most lane on any street. Where people board the bus, and pay... Thus money lane.
I was late to work because of an accident in the money lane
by tfihsekam June 23, 2009
mugGet the Money Lanemug.

Boomerang money

(n.) a word to describe the process of poppin them bandz and spending large sums of money just so it will come back to you, resembling a cycle that is alike to that of the trajectory of a boomerang, as stated by Iceman and Waka Flocka Flame.
Josh is gettin boomerang money cause he and Scott went to the club, made it rain and made double that money the next day!
by K'nucklesIII April 1, 2013
mugGet the Boomerang moneymug.

Money glitch

A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.
by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018
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grocery money

a derogratory nickname given to one who pretends to be earning a considerable income, but in reality is only able to contribute "grocery money" to their parents in whom they live with. Likes to give the impression that they have a wonderful, well paying career when they really have a part time position and no financial responsibilities.
"That punk ass ain't bringin' in the bacon, he's just grocery money!"
by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009
mugGet the grocery moneymug.

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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