Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

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when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells

pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late

little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"

me: dropkicks him

by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!

by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

Nintendo switchblades

A gadget for the nintendo switch that turns the controllers into switchblades.

I just bought the new Nintendo switchblades.

by Daw2207 April 18, 2023

Nintendo "fans" 2021

people who blabber the most useless words and get mad at the tinniest mistakes or some that NO ONE CARED ABOUT, the DUM fans will constantly say ok but what about game name its the most stupid argument because im pretty sure people forgot about MAMIO KART 9 2 YEARS AFTER MAMIO KART 8 DELUXE CAME OUT, BECUSE IM SURE I DID. they will never be sastfied with what Nintendo brings out, EVEN if its what they asked for years, ex Splatoon 3, finally gets announced, (realease date is 2022 i honestly think we would be better off not knowing, PS: i meant to spell these wrong) yet they say ItS TrAsH aNd ShOuLd Go To VeDiO GaME HeCk, sometime their grammar sucks or give awful reasons for why they are mad, and if they are proven wrong they will make the most dum comebacks usually saying YoR JUest6etetted CRTEYIUOPEOIUHUFYEUIDJKLFK and much more, and do you know what? sometimes people AGREE WITH THEM, PEOPLE THAT HAVE A WORKING BRAIN! the only reason why they are so mad is because they are hung over something that happened half a year ago by the time of posting this, Nintendo live stream of a Splatoon 2 (i got mixed up on the game the tournament was focused on, so its Splatoon not melee) tournament being cancelled because of people saying save melee(still getting an stream from themselves) in my opinion its stupid, since they still made one themselves, almost destroying the entire point of why Nintendo canceled it in the first place, almost, it still a fact that they canceled the live stream

Nintendo "fans" 2021 are dum and shouldn't exist

by someone else thats not u February 25, 2021

Nintendo

A game company.
They make games like Pokémon or Pikmin.
They have made game consoles like DS or Wii or Nintendo Switch 1 and 2.
They are in Japan.

Bob: "Lets play some Pikmin."
Fred: "Yeah! Who made it?"
Bob: "Nintendo made it!"

by Char_Ben October 17, 2025