A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells
pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late
little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"
me: dropkicks him
little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"
me: dropkicks him
by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!
by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.
by anonymous March 7, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025
