Empty net goal

The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.

Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.

Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate

by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017

Yikes.net

An exclamatory statement used to express concern.

"Oh, you meant THAT Saturday? Yikes.net!"

by yikes.net! May 2, 2018

Nigg-net

A company with false names that call mcdonalds at 4 in the morning

Hi this is Nate freeman from nigg-net i heard you have a problem with your lan

by Cody brady and Nate freeman August 12, 2018

nhentaii.net

The best fan page ever!

-Wanna go on a date?

- no! I wanna watch nhentaii.net’s videos

by anonymous January 1, 2021

imortalz.net

Best content creator ever he never misses and is a flex to be friends. He is better than any content creator out there and can easily carry anime Tik Tik but is to lazy to

Imortalz.net never misses

by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone May 1, 2021

SpriteCranberry.net

A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger

Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry

by I_like_green October 25, 2022