narci-tastic

The act of owning and embracing one's own narcissism.

Judy: "No, you didn't just pull out a vanity mirror from your pocket. You are so narcissistic."

Stan: "Not narcissistic. Narci-tastic. Now hold this mirror for me. Hair this fine takes two hands to fluff."

by Jim Jerka May 2, 2011

Narcissistic Facebook Disorder

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.

Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".

by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012

Narsearchism

The act of thoroughly and repeatedly Googling ones self.

Brian is constantly plugging his name into the computers search engines to see how much information is out there about him. Total Narsearchism. I guess he wants to be a celebrity.

by LCat October 3, 2013

narelyn

Narelyn is and amzing girl and friend she will come after you if she has somthing to tell you she won't hold anything back and will tell you what shes thinking but shes also funny and careing and will help you if she trusts you.

Narelyn is amzing

by HeartsLocket23 May 26, 2018

Narsehole

A pathologically narcissistic arsehole.

The narsehole cheated on his girlfriend several times, but convinced everyone that she cheated.

by childofnarcissist June 5, 2018

nartmeen

Yorkshire slang for "know what i mean".

Used at the end of a sentence to provoke a response.

That car is so cool, nartmeen?

by pukcar February 1, 2021

Narcissist

Jada Pinkett Smith

Will Smith is married to a grade A narcissist.

by Elkrib April 21, 2022