crank name

a false name meant to be funny

for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.

crank name by bojzzle October 13, 2004

gubment name 

The official name that appears on your government-issued identification. Not your street name, nickname, or gang name

Question "Who shot Pookey?"
Answer "I don't know his gubment name, but on the skreets they call him "Dae Dae"

gubment name by Out my name February 11, 2017

Barack Obama's Last Name 

Barack Obama's last name is....

Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀

Barack Obama's Last Name by Shrek_masculinity_dick_energy October 15, 2019

Attention Whore Screen Name 

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"

Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

Attention Whore Screen Name by Mrs. Lockette May 23, 2010

AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA

DO DUH DOO DOOOOOO, DO DUH DOO DOOOOOOO

is dat john cena
***AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA***
Also press ALT+F4 to see john cena in 24 hours, sooooo magical!
john cena bee WWE champion btw since this thing is making me define him 'w'

AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA by xXMemeAndDerpLordXx November 6, 2017

My Name Jeff 

MY NAME JEFF!
BEST MEME!

1: Hey, My Name Jeff.
2: I like you

My Name Jeff by Alfie Ayy Lmao April 19, 2017

punk rock last name

A "stage name", if you will. The rockers usually use this so that fans everywhere will know them by something a bit more catchy than their real names.

Mike Dirnt. His real name is Mike Pritchard, but Dirnt is a name you will remember more easily. So, Dirnt is his "punk rock last name."

punk rock last name by :::James Bond::: September 21, 2005