hitler mustache

When someone sticks their finger in their ass, and wipes the fecal matter left on their finger, across a sleeping friend's upper lip. Leaving them with a hitler stache.

Man, Joe gave me a hitler mustache last night while I was sleeping.

by Biw Black December 10, 2008

Mustache Game

Extremely creative drinking game created by a U.S. citizen and an Israeli. The objective of the game to to make paper cut outs of mustaches and adhere them to a TV while randomized programing is playing, every time a face on the TV lines up with the aforementioned mustache, it's owner must drink. If played at a bar the bartender also creates a house mustache and when a face lines up with said mustache everyone drinks. He may also move any mustache anytime he wishes and change the channel at will. During the duration of the game he/she also serves as extreme dictator of any rulings and may add any house rules at will.

Man I played the mustache game last night, totally got blitzed!

by Ducatti 9999 December 27, 2011

Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion March 5, 2012

Moustache Man

An emoticon with a moustache:

:-{)

Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.

Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)

Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.

by Watson221b May 17, 2011

Mario Moustache

This is plain and simple, when your getting sexual with someone and then once the man cums (it can be with female juices too ;D ) get some jizz and quickly draw a moustache starting inwards and going outwards and shout 'Its'a me MARIO!!'

Sarah : 'What is white stuff on that girl/guys moustache?'
Emily: 'LOL its crusty!'
Rachel: 'Yes I fucking mario'd him ;) '

Hence mario moustache

by TheMarionator October 14, 2010

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010