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backwards mullet

a haircut sported by mostly scene loser kids. short in the back (sometimes spiked), long in the front(always in eyes, pin straight). usually black. sometimes with red/blonde/white streaks.
shit dude all i could see at that from first to last show was a sea of backwards mullets!
by julizzle fo rizzle December 14, 2004
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the cheese mullet

while reciveing head from a partner of either gender, and the reciever places 2 bowls of cheese doddles on either side of the givers head. This way they can enjoy the pleasure of cheese doodles and head at the same time. When they are finished, the reciever wipes the excess cheese dust into their partners mullet.
"hey Drew - whats all that cheese dust doing in your hair?"
"oh, ur mom just gave me a cheese mullet!"
by RWH compatable November 20, 2004
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Dutch Mullet

Like a normal mullet, but in a sexual sense:

"Business up front, party in the back"
You'd think she was so innocent with those curly locks, but it turns out she's really into Dutch Mullets!
by sl3m4y March 29, 2010
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scene mullet

A popular hairstyle with scene kids that resembles a dead animal on the wearer's head, it also looks like a rainbow jacked off it it.
Scene kids need to comb down their stupid scene mullets, and dye their hair a normal color.
by DynamiteTampon August 22, 2009
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Mullet Protector

A woolen knit cap with a baseball cap style bill. Worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while keeping the wearer's head warm.
My new mullet protector kept my head warm and my mullet dry while I went searching for roadkill during the blizzard last week.
by Oxford WT December 20, 2008
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Hash Mullet

A hash induced mullet, usually temporary, created by combing back long hair behind the ears to give a faux-mullet look.
After consuming a gram of hash and a joint, he was so high that he had fashioned himself a hash mullet.
by HashMullet March 31, 2009
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back mullet

the patch of hair above the male ass-crack
Did you see that fatass in the front row lean forward? He needs to trim that nasty ass back mullet.
by J-Tweezy2004 June 12, 2007
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