a haircut sported by mostly scene loser kids. short in the back (sometimes spiked), long in the front(always in eyes, pin straight). usually black. sometimes with red/blonde/white streaks.
by julizzle fo rizzle December 15, 2004
while reciveing head from a partner of either gender, and the reciever places 2 bowls of cheese doddles on either side of the givers head. This way they can enjoy the pleasure of cheese doodles and head at the same time. When they are finished, the reciever wipes the excess cheese dust into their partners mullet.
"hey Drew - whats all that cheese dust doing in your hair?"
"oh, ur mom just gave me a cheese mullet!"
"oh, ur mom just gave me a cheese mullet!"
by RWH compatable November 20, 2004
You'd think she was so innocent with those curly locks, but it turns out she's really into Dutch Mullets!
by sl3m4y March 30, 2010
A popular hairstyle with scene kids that resembles a dead animal on the wearer's head, it also looks like a rainbow jacked off it it.
by DynamiteTampon August 22, 2009
by J-Tweezy2004 May 24, 2007
A hash induced mullet, usually temporary, created by combing back long hair behind the ears to give a faux-mullet look.
After consuming a gram of hash and a joint, he was so high that he had fashioned himself a hash mullet.
by HashMullet November 18, 2008
A woolen knit cap with a baseball cap style bill. Worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while keeping the wearer's head warm.
My new mullet protector kept my head warm and my mullet dry while I went searching for roadkill during the blizzard last week.
by Oxford WT December 13, 2008