moessner

An egotistical, condescending douche bag and creeper. Often lies about everything (ex. intelligence, self defense skills, etc.). Tries to control everyone thinking that they are ignorant. Highly Possessive.

wow that dude acts like a moessner. No wonder he's losing friends.

by treemunger August 10, 2009

modest mouse

a band with lyrics full of ironies and paradoxes such as "night on the sun" , "good times are killing me" however they do have an innovative sound and highly clever lyrics with sweet one liners for those 16 year old bloggers. However they are not indie. at least not anymore. they are signed to Sony Bmg music. they are a main stream band however this isn't to say anything bad about their high quality.

modest mouse is a great band man, I'm kind of sad that their next album will carry more of a commercial anxiety. like float on.

by turgan November 14, 2005

Modesty

A heartless bitch that doesn't know a good guy when she sees one. She takes advantage and doesn't appreciate anything she get. A modesty is a liar, and selfish. Her room smelt like pussy and probably still does. Get some fucking TIDE you stanky ass bitch. For 5 cents a day you can help this tan pimple face get some fucking clearisl. She put so much fucken makeup she looks like a drag queen, no offense.

She's an ass, it must be a Modesty

by Babo_Lion May 19, 2018

False Modesty

Telling people you are good at something until someone agrees with you, which in part you deny that you are good at all.

Shogo: So you're all "I got the music in me" 'til someone agrees with you? Then it's all..I'm gonna call it false modesty. Can't have it both ways...I've heard you play. Stick with, "I got the music in me." It's a better fit. Confidence, Shuya, confidence.

by Ziveeman November 21, 2005

Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS

E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.

by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010

Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.

A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.

by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008

moes

Plural of "moose." It is used to describe multiple moose. If there was just one moose, you would say, "A moose." For any more than one, it is, "moes." One and a half also counts.

She has a herd of ten moes so I hear.

by Rei Dentrick January 30, 2005