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unrequited morning wood

An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.

Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.

Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......
I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood
by yappity flappity June 29, 2011
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moobing violation

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.
Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 7, 2010
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morningwood

when a man wakes up with an erection
I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood
by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005
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mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.
From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."
by English Boy December 6, 2004
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mooninites

beings from the moon who have five thousand dementions. they spank nerds with moon rocks.
i am ignignot and this is er, we are mooninites. no one can defeat the quad laser. gouging explatives into another ones car is a sign of trust and friendship.
by ADAM CRESSLEY August 20, 2003
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Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.
John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.
by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009
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Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.
Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.
by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011
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