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Retro modernism

Sports design that experiments using classic tropes into a modern uniform.

Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.

Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms
Hockey teams playing the winter classic would use retro modernism to create their uniform for the big game.
by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021
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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time
I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.
by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025
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Modern Tax Society

what we live in
Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.
by asomea January 7, 2021
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modern historian

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."
by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017
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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
by Pennella August 14, 2017
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