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Mitch

Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”
Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”

Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”
by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024
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Mitch

Mitch's are mostly very impulsive and feel immediately attacked by many insults. In the course of their lives, however, this subsides and they no longer react so irritably. The name meaning of a Mitch is as follows: Who is like God?
For the most part, Mitch's do not allow anyone around them to get emotionally close to them and thus like to keep to themselves with their thoughts. They usually have blue or green eyes and dark hair.

They often try to put themselves in the centre of attention and like to make others laugh.

Mitch's are creative people and like to be in nature.
Mitch's are creative.
by Xtypx November 21, 2021
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Mitch

that pizza guy is such a mitch
by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017
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Mitch

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"
by Kitty Canyons August 19, 2016
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Murky Mitch

hypocritical, wishy-washy, feeble

The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.

Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.

After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.

During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.
- Person 1: We need to send immigrants back to their original country!"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"
by jasonbrazen April 1, 2021
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Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022
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