midget

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

by Pakidz December 8, 2006

Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian Men, less than 4 feet tall, stacked on eachother, slathered with gravy or maple syrup

T-Series=Midget Shortstack

by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019

Sweet Midget Nipples!

Used as an exclaimative remark.

Johnny: Check out that chick's rack.
Dave: Sweet Midget Nipples! Those suckers are huge!

by Matthew J. Pieper September 15, 2008

Crib midget

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.

Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets

by Runks February 2, 2008

Midgard

One of the three realms in Mythic Entertainment's Dark Age of Camelot. Midgard is made up of extremely overpowered classes. 3 out of 4 Midgard casters have a 'lifetap' ability, that makes them extremely effective in 1 vs 1 combat. They are often extremely reclusive in nature preferring to stay on their own continent instead of waging a war against the other two realms. A survey recently conducted suggest that 95% of all Midgard has never ventured past the North Sea, preferring instead to stay around the Bledmeer Bridge region. The other 5% has been reported to take advantage of the fact that Midgard has extremely overpowered classes and form very deadly l33t 8 man gank groups. Despite the fact that they're highly overpowered, the majority of people do no play Midgard. The land is very bleak and they have small huts that appear to be made of straw and sticks. Also the races are very ugly, infact the only one that looks cool is the Norseman.

Even though I'd like to play Midgard and whip everyones ass, I can't stand it because of all the ugly ass female trolls.

by screw hibernia July 2, 2005

midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.

female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?

by Kevo 42o May 2, 2006

midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.

Look at that babes midget earmuffs.

by C Weiss March 29, 2008