michael

the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than

the best kid ever is michael

by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018

Michael

He has a massive cock

“Wow, Michael has such a big dick”

by Child in your basement November 25, 2019

Michael

good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him

he has nice abs... must be a Michael

by dara berger August 27, 2019

Michael

1. The best person who ever had ADHD. He is a kind, caring , respectful, and intelligent friend who will stick by you till the day he dies. He is very good at making friends and will not hesitate to do so. He is very protective of his friends and always strives to find a peaceful solution to everything.

1.Brandon: I'm so thankful we have a michael in our school.
2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.

by Memelord94976574894 June 18, 2018

Michael

Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.

Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.

by Spunky5 June 9, 2018

Michael

He just a little bit to obsessed with ww2/hitler

Michael is way to obsessed hitler

by Rodaddy January 8, 2022

Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.

Jess: "did you hear? Michael got a girlfriend after a 2week breakup."
Kim:"ohh...he such a player."

by itsyogirly February 6, 2020