John Mayer

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

MEER

Used as a substitute for any cuss word in any language. Synonyms include: meer-sei, |null|, and Sus'vaine

"Shut the Meer up you Meer'in piece of Meer!"

by Definitely Not Smitehammer March 16, 2005

Meerkat

orgasm

I made her Meerkat so bad.

by a fag. April 21, 2011

John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.

"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"

by Theegg16 August 28, 2008

Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.

Hi i'm Brandon Mayer haters make me famous rawr xDD

by jijimuu July 4, 2011

Seth Meyers

Hugh Grant look alike

"What's Hugh Grant doing on SNL? Since when did he have an American accent?"
"That's Seth Meyers, you idiot"

by chickentenderz February 9, 2021

Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008