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Get the mermaid fly mug.Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025
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a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may
Ussually happening on ao3
Ussually happening on ao3
by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025
Get the mermay mug.The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025
Get the Mermaid's Pearl Necklace mug.The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.
The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025
Get the Mermaiding mug.The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.
After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
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