Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

mechelle

a woman with very large breasts

that girl over there is a mechelle

by Daddy Cox August 19, 2006

Mechasexual

Adj.

Having sexual preferance to machines. A term commonly used to describe PC owners.

"Okay Eddie...what are you, you don't seem to enjoy being heterosexual, and homosexuality is hopefully out of the question..you do own a impressive ammount of hentai. Are you..Suisexual? Or..perhaps, like most pc owners, mechasexual? Just wondering"

by Krab July 21, 2003

MECnet

n. Any type of Internet Service Provider who is a Verizon's bitch paying annual funds to a group of Nazis (See wordVerizon/word).

n. Any class of unmanaged ISP whose network is following the Ride The Dick(TM) policy by the Saddam Husseine aggressor (See wordDavid Tucker/word).

My boss works for MECnet. He's an ass hole.

by 897345kjhsdfio894 May 5, 2003

Mechanical

One Thousand Times Better than Awesome

Damn, that stock is downright mechanical!

by InvestmentBankersRule August 27, 2010

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003

Mecka

A word which can either be a feeling or a description for a noun, meaning a large amount of awesomeness, amazing-ness, coolness, or just plain godliness.

The word itself is hardly known, but it is used largely in a small town somewhere in the south.

Sweet Jesus! I just bowled a perfect game! I feel mecka!

Whoa, that car over there is super mecka, I bet it cost as much a house.

(It can also be used twice, to explain just how mecka something is.) This is mecka mecka!

by Blacksmith Jones May 1, 2009