Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

meth mom

When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro

My mom pulled a meth mom a couple months back and now mike Shapiro wants to know my location

by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019

fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

Meth-chete

A male or female armed with a sharp object while on Meth with intent to cause bodily harm.

Meth-chete attack injures 2 at Spfd North Franklin homeless camp. One woman arrested. All lawn tools (especially hoes and machetes) now being considered deadly weapons! Walmart will now require proof that you live in a homeless camp before you can purchase.

by Marmaduke From Da LBC September 28, 2022

Ultra meth

Meth but supercharged using extra baking powder and/ or sugar

Yo want some ultra meth

by Alwaysplaybig1234 November 21, 2025

The meth army

50m men with $52.2m per hour who shit $13000⁰⁰ per year always on amphetamine

The meth army will overload court docket phone lines and complaint board when enraged close businesses or at worst use pdws in trial by combat sometimes also or mk6

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

METH

A FLORIDA MANS DREAM

"YO THAT METH IS SO DANKKKKKKKKK"-Florida man

by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022