Mayonnaise

The best random thing to say or scream out loud.

"MAYONNAISE!!"

by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017

blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Chewbacca Mayonaise

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

by nickog June 21, 2006

mayonnaised

The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.

Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!

by NotAGenius October 16, 2014

Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

by briangormley February 19, 2009