Macookie

The cross between yeshm.. yesh... therefore mac... and cookie.. ilke mmm cookies

Hey MAcookie! hows it going!

by Rossaroo November 4, 2003

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

macoman

fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!

always up for taping marys ass

by rob February 25, 2005

Malcolm

A born badass who is ready to kick anyones ass

Malcolm lui cailbre

by Lui c July 26, 2016

malcom toolsie

idiot and sux dih

Malcom toolsie is such a Tool

by caramelmoth April 18, 2018

Malcom

a boy who love to play girls but if they get a boyfriend he gets jealous and talks shit about them he's ugly and tall and has a very small dick

Malcom likes to make girls feel special then leave them

by Hgfdsssse November 12, 2017

Mr Malcom

The teacher who marks your tests after you graduate. Talks in a monotone voice.

John: Mr Malcom hasn't marked out tests yet.

Jim: Dude, it's been 3 years you still want that?

by Lord of Urban Dictionary July 30, 2019