Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010

macker

A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.

oi mate here comes a macker!

by gkh December 28, 2005

Mackenzie J

an amazing boy who i'm in love with. he makes me happy when i'm sad. and he's always there for me. i'm glad i can also call him in my best friend.

Wow, I love you Mackenzie J

by xrobotshock October 24, 2008

mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

by GannonPenthouse June 1, 2011

Mackerbate

To jizz on a girls gee without them knowing causing them severe embarrassment later on.

Mackerbate is to masturbate and jizz on your partner's gee while they are sleeping, after which you go to the local shop. Then when you come back with the breakfast and your partner wakes up, they're morto because they think that they're after having a dirty wet dream!

by Someone else you don't know November 12, 2011