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drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005
mugGet the drunk meatmug.

skimmin on the meat

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!
by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023
mugGet the skimmin on the meatmug.

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media
Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.
by doowopqueen May 24, 2016
mugGet the meat trollmug.

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.
Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!
by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011
mugGet the Shape the meatmug.

rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
by qwerty223 January 15, 2011
mugGet the rub the meatmug.

Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.
You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.
by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020
mugGet the Meat Switchmug.

Meat Grapes

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
by BKDinGA July 23, 2010
mugGet the Meat Grapesmug.

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