Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020

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A limp bizkit is when a man's penis is wider than it is high

Rando chick 1: "jim has a limp bizkit"
Roman bellic from gta4: "lets go bowling"

by Sornock February 2, 2023

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Limp Horndog

A girlfriend

My girlfriend Laurel is a Limp Horndog

by WaywardPrincess May 6, 2025

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used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on

Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp

by pranigga December 6, 2024

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A band that brings out the assholes in some metalheads.

Normal guy: Limp Bizkit have good songs
Asshole: nAH LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS SO AND YOU CAN'T HAVE A SAY BECAUSE I'M RIGHT >:((
Normal guy: What an asshole. I guess it's just one of those days.

by FretDersss October 30, 2022

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