LEGO

A plastic toy block that hurts like heck if you step or press your hand on it. The toy which will be the future menace of society.

Original definition: A nice and creative toy you can play with.
Newly formed definition: A weapon.

"Someone just attacked me with a weapon!"
"What kind?"

"A lego block!"

by onedirection_pleasecomeback March 12, 2024

Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"

me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR

by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018

Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Lego Box

Another word for a full auto sear/switch on the back of a glock

If you say my name or say my gang you hit with LEGO box

by ChrisPR616223 December 17, 2024

Lego

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022