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Ass Leakage

When your asshole leaks of penisbutter and sometimes sweat that leaks down from your anal hairs.
Bryston: Hey Dennis did you get ass leakage after that hike from the mountains?
Dennis: Yeah man it was a really bad experience i was held up behind some rocks and i contracted the ass leakage disease and eer since it leaked prefusely.
by Mr.bhagwan May 15, 2019
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taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage
by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023
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D.Lazard

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.
I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.
by Barkingdog January 3, 2024
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Facts Lazaria

When something is super factual and true.
“5+5 = 10” , “facts lazaria!!”
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
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Piss Leakage

When there are two streams off piss coming out of your penis and it gets everywhere and all over your clothes, the floor and the ceiling, basically all over your bathroom. (Sometimes also you can try to control it but it is VERY hard to do, and you will probably end up making the situation worse)
Person 1: "I Had a piss leakage today.."
Person 2: "oh man that sucks!"
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Marion Blumenthal Lazan

A holocaust survivior who wrote the book ''Four perfect pebbles''.

2. also a jeremy with a huge john and a person who nicks your girlfriend
''God damn, she went Marion Blumenthal Lazan on my ass!!!!!!!!!!''
by MarcusHammond October 14, 2009
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Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013
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