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lacrosse

A gay college sport, played by people who should be locked in portable toilets and pushed down a hill.
by A baseball player July 24, 2006
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lacrosse

a sport that, if was easy, would be called football

also the greatest sport ever
laxer: lets go play some lacrosse
homo: no way
laxer: ur gayyy
by laxsauce January 13, 2008
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largo

adjective which means being rude and evasive, usually describes a person who is being slow, unobservant and therefore mean.
"Omg, he's totally avoiding me. The largo!"

"Babe, either say we're over or not, don't be a largo."
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Jose Luis Larios Jr. III

some bitchass who doesn't stop asking fucking questions!! literally,, SHUT UP
Bro he literally is such a Jose Luis Larios Jr. III. UGh!!
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lacrosse

lacrosse- a sport similar to football but with sticks it is NOT the fastest sport ever...because that would be track lol...and it is defiantly NOT better than football still good but NOT better than football
fag-lacrosse is the greatest sport in the whole world

boy-your gay u KNOW that football is better
by Josh-the-football-player July 18, 2006
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lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.
Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!
by Kevin January 13, 2009
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Lacrosse

A sport played on a field thats 110 yards long and 60 yards wide, and played by men whos dicks are the same size.

During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
John (Baseball player): Hey Jake, lets walk over here.
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
by Lucas823 May 7, 2011
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