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Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.
LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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Last page of definitions

Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:

a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump

Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.

The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020
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last day on earth

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
by Lord of cats June 2, 2018
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the twilight's last streaming

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."
by spikeumike February 25, 2011
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Last Exam Syndrome

Last Exam Syndrome is when a person has low to no interest in studying for the last exam because of the anticipation and excitement for the upcoming holidays after the exams.
Guy: Don't know why, but I don't feel like studying for the last exam. I think I have a Last Exam Syndrome.
by pop_kalacharam June 22, 2022
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last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.
I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!
by ManMan36 April 19, 2016
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