hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .

Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES

by jinxjax January 9, 2020

Over Knotty

When there's something in your mind you can't explain because it's too much going on

1. What going on with you and your friend?
2. I don't know how to explain it, It's too over knotty

by CanYouNotTellMyMom February 24, 2021

balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.

He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.

by ZodiacKillr February 25, 2021

Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021

Snot Knot

Synonym for booger

Kid 1- *sneezes
Kid 2- That was a huge Snot Knot

by originalcreatorofsnotknots June 23, 2021

Mushroom knot

Mushroom knot is a butt hole

Check out her mushroom knot while you are tongue punching it.

by house host August 14, 2021

The Knottie Boys

A terrible punk rock band from some bad place…. I think it’s called Long Island or something? But hey, at least some of the members are hot. They also have an old, fat and strangely gay manager.

“Did you hear about the Knottie Boys?”

“Yes, I also heard that they have nice dicks”

by Ryan and Nicky are gay August 30, 2021