The Knocker

Similar to The Shocker, The Rocker, and The Spocker. Two in the pink, TEN IN THE STINK! May require help, but guaranteed to "knocker" out.

"Give her The Knocker?" "Grand idea. It'll kill her."

by Oblithiacry February 27, 2010

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Shitty Knickers

Noun; Referrs to someone who has shit himself/herself in public....especially when it happens after getting proper pissed (drunk).

"Look, it's shitty knickers...what a disgrace she is! Let's hope she stays sober enough to keep it in tonight. Anyone has toilet paper?"

by Rushka June 16, 2016

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Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

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Knackered

When you have recently blown your load and are very down and tired.

"Hey Brad you want a blow Job" - Molly
"Im still knackered from when we had sex 30 mins ago" - Brad

by MassiveLad July 18, 2016

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Knackers

1) Substitute for 'mate' when addressing a close friend or acquaintance. Often reserved for someone you admire for their hard work or toughness.

2) Testicles

"G'day Knackers, hows it going?"

"Looks like he copped one in the knackers"

by Down under August 21, 2008

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Where my knickers at?

Phrase heard often when waking up next to a hung over englishwoman you brought home from a bar.

Phrase used when a white guy wants to sound cool, but not say the "N" word.

Oi, bloody 'ell my 'ead 'urts! Who is this guy, and why am i naked? I need to leave quick before he wakes up! Where my knickers at?

Damn i'm bored! Where my knickers at?

by Ry Lo April 14, 2010

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