Cleveland Browns

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.

"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."

by RNB03 January 17, 2018

cleveland mud slap

When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick

Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap

by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018

Cleveland Handshake

A punch in the face.

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.

by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018

Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

cleveland pacifier

Big Black Nigger Cock

Somebody put a Cleveland Pacifier in this bitch’s mouth.

by 501Bear August 28, 2019