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kewl kids klub 

Also known as the kkk, it is a secret society which besties the power of kewl kats on those that are worthy. Not to be confused with the KKK. To be worthy one must be in power(so white), practice satan worshipping and be homophobic. An example of someone who fits this is Eminem. But sadly he's to shady and hates control to much to join.
Herp: dude , your so kewl are you part of the kewl kids klub?
Derp: nah fam. I ain't white.
kewl kids klub by Dontalkaboutit August 31, 2016
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Junior French Kids 

Born out of a Young Enterprise enrichment class, these young men first hit headlines when they made record sales, amounting to profit on the region of 200%.

Sadly, early on one of the members left the group, never to return, leaving the remaining 3 to each select a letter to be known by, J, F and of course, K.

One of the remaining 3, K, also created the card game, "Whammy Rule Shithead" and with minimal assistance from the other members, the game grew to be incredibly popular, until it fell from popularity, after 5 glorious days.

It remains to be seen what will become of J.F.K long term, but a record deal with EMI, as well as several modelling opportunites have been rumoured.
Simon 1: I have an idea for a group name, we should make it so that the letters correspond to a well known intialism, like J.F.K, so we could be called the Junior...

Simon A: French Kids!

Simon 1: The Junior French Kids... I like it.
Junior French Kids by S. Junior August 2, 2010

Dinner with the Cosby kids 

Where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. From there, you add copious amounts of Flintstone's fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. Ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small Cosby child would wear. Then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.
Having dinner with the Cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!

Eating dinner with the Cosby kids covers all the food groups.
Dinner with the Cosby kids by ophj December 10, 2014

new kids on the block

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.
new kids on the block by Cricket September 8, 2003

Outside Kids 

Kid/s a husband and wife has individually outside that husband and wife's marriage.
I don't have any outside kids.

bad ass kids

Kids that don't know how to behave! Disobedient children, who don't mind anybody.
Sorry friend, but i will not babysit your Bad Ass Kids!
bad ass kids by Dre Parker April 22, 2016

Popular Kids

Annoying kids who no one really likes. They all pretend to be friends but talk about each other when the persons back is turned. They also tend to act stupidly and have no common sense. A few of them somehow get into honors classes, where they do badly and annoying the serious students. There are also kids who think that they are part of the popular group which makes them twice as annoying.
Popular Girl-OMG you're my best friend! -they walk away- I hate that girl!

"Those popular kids are so stupid. How the heck did they get into the honors class??"
Popular Kids by Casey Hunter March 30, 2010