jock

a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework

eww i fucking hate jocks they're fucking assholes! eww www

by darkpixie666 January 21, 2006

Pin Dick Coon Jockey

The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.

Fuck you mother fucker, you are a pin dick coon jockey.

by PDCJ Steve May 3, 2008

Slurpee Jockey

Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.

Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?

by Saysomemore March 12, 2008

jock

1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.

"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."

by joe May 1, 2004

Jock Stalker

Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.

-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...

by HorsesEatApples November 21, 2010

Jockey-Pipe

The act of sticking a lit crack pipe in your anus and forcibly sneezing to take a hit.

Jeffrey: Hey Mason! I'm about to go jockey-pipe a few grams over at my friend's crib, you wanna come with?
Mason: Yeah just don't hit it too hard or your blood will hurt afterward.

by jthazey August 7, 2019

Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009