Jonascide

The Destruction of music by the "music" band, Jonas Brothers.

Disney Channel; "New Jonas Brothers in stores..."

Bob; "Oh my god... when will the Jonascide end?"

by Earthling 12345476586646876798 March 8, 2009

Jonah

A boy who can be very awkward or calm. At first look they can be someone you won’t want to be around, but after a while they can become best friends with you. They are big talkers and normally tell the truth. They are very organized all the time! They dream above and beyond of what they want to be! They are always happy, even in tough decisions. They don’t get treated nicely compared to others. He always tries something new and can be a highlight of your day!

“Jonah is so cool! Let’s hang with him sometime.”

by A Boys Name June 19, 2019

Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!

'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'

by fghhjhujk8k77 October 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

One of the worst things to ever come out of New Jersey... and thats sayin somethin. Clearly a product of the syringe tide. Notice how everyone saying they're good has to defend their own credibility vehemently?

omfg jonas brothers are sOoO guud, an im not one uv their little 12 year old fangirls!! im 13 1/2!!!!111!!!!

by Thhe Joe October 7, 2008

Jonahito

v. jonahito. Pronounced Ho-KNEE-Toe. Jonah as in jonah and the whale. It refers to illegal aliens who are swallowed by whales and then spit out on the California coast near San Diego or Encinitas as a way arriving in the United States.

Jim- Carl, there's another whale beached and I hear Mariachi music.

Carl- Yeah the INS has been telling us to watch out for Mexicans that smell like whale barf, they call 'em Jonahitos.

by Ichiro Tomlinson August 4, 2010

Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.

P1: I just saw Jonah.

P2: What was ha talking about this time?

by why are there so many 'bean' u December 9, 2019