Jersey Boyz

The process of during a gay orgy, all individuals climax at the same time, and upon this the moans performed post coitus creates a musical chord- to truly resemble the bond that compares to the Jersey Boys
Dude 1: "yo, did you hear of that Jersey Boyz up at Philip's last night?"

Dude 2: "oh shit yeah that was a pretty good D minor"
by Dankemmes December 30, 2016
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Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 16, 2022
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jersey compliment

A jersey compliment is When you try to say something nice but it comes out sounding like you intended to insult the other person; or
When you say something nice but you're actually insulting the person
The following would be jersey compliments: "Yo, that's the smartest thing I've heard you say, bro!" Or: love your pink shirt's popped collar, bud.
by Zuluswag November 05, 2015
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jersey smooch

Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!
by Johnoooooooo February 02, 2014
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Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."
by heatherhez February 05, 2012
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Jersey Trash

D Henderson, or another piece of shit from Jersey.
Ew what the fuck is that
Oh that’s just some Jersey Trash
Oh I didn’t know Hendo was in town
by Jump Daddy January 31, 2020
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Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing
Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.
by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020
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