Florence New Jersey

Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?

ah Florence New Jersey, far from paradise

by Yeah your welcome July 21, 2019

New Jersey

Ummm..try New Jersey has the highest per capita wealth of any state (that's right more than NY or CT) And of course, we respect NY, a lot of us go into the city very often, and New Jersey is very classy. We have classic prep towns like Ridgewood and lots of celebrities live in Saddle River, among other towns. Bergen County is among the richest in the country and we may be a suburb, but we're close enough to cities like Hoboken that there's something going on all the time. Plus, we have a whole bunch of NY sports teams playing in NJ, like the Jets, Giants, etc. Please respect New Jersey, we respect you guys.

Most of us who live here think that NJ is a great place to live! Our schools are among the best in the nation, and we have an abundance of fresh air and trees! We're centrally located so we can enjoy the splendor of many states, NY and CT amongst the many.

by <3 NJ August 28, 2005

New Jersey

A geographically and culturally diverse east coast state that is often overshadowed by New York and Philly. New Jersey has many appealing tourist spots and is not given the credit that it deserves. There are, however, a few scary places in New Jersey, such as Camden, with the country's highest murder rate, and the Pine Barrens, where a little critter called the Jersey Devil eats helpless and stranded tourists with flat tires on New Jersey's Route 72.

New Jersey: The Garden State

by Vincent January 31, 2005

North Jersey

First off north jersey is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM SOUTH JERSEY. Most people in south jersey complain about how they hate north jersey and our nyc similarities and think we should be a separate state.. but hey, having south jersey and north jersey as separate states sounds just as great for us too.
A lot of people in north jersey have a North Jersey accents, not New York accents, because that dosn't make sense; we just have very simaler accents to the NYC accent.

We dont usually get too worked up about why south jersey hates that we love our vicinity to NYC and we root there teams, and they also call us wanna-be's but, im going to be the first one to say, what about there obsession with Philadelphia? is that any different of us liking NYC?

We have better food than south jersey, better shopping than south jersey, and we put sprinkles on our ice cream after we have hero.
because having hoagie and ice cream with jimmy's on them makes me sound like a Eagles fan! no one likes losing.

And we also have a very mixed diversity of cultures and races. And people call North Jersey all stuck up and rich.. WRONG, i love how south jersey act as if Newark, Irvington, Paterson, and Jersey City dont exist because those are one of the most populated cities in this state and are the cities that have the lowest incomes in the state.. but we're thankful for those cities. At least we have large urban areas so we dont have to depend everything on New York like you south jerseyians do with Philadelphia.

And we have a few New Jersey teams, and us North Jersey people root for them, but you south jersey peopl continue to worship the Phili flyers other then the NJ Devils. New Jersey is your state not Pennsylvania.

I mean the only thing worth while in south jersey is the shore. And if we piss you off so much being there, then move to Pennsylvania because NJ is a whole.

But North Jersey is better.
We talk with a simaler accent to NY
We love all our malls
We Root the few NJ teams we have
And we travel to south jersey only for the shore.

North Jersey; we have the biggest city in the county next door, why worry if we dont have Philadelphia nearby.

by BPfromNorthJersey January 13, 2009

new jersey whitefish

Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters.

Dude I went to the beach, and the only wildlife were seagulls and new jersey whitefish.

by frothywalrus January 8, 2009

Jersey Tan

Describes the unusually bright orange spray on tan that New Jersey residents primarily Guidos think is ever so 'HOT'

Check out that Jersey Tan on that greaseball. Must be from Bergen County.

by Big Game January 18, 2009

new jersey

The greatest place in the entire continental United States. Everyone who doesn't like New Jersey is a communist. There, I said it. Contrary to popular opinion, it doesn't smell there at all, is cleaner than New York, and is home to some of the nicest people ever. Plus, we don't pump our own gas, bitches. Also, home to the most wiggers and emo kids. New York can have them both.

if you dont like jersey, fine, cuz we dont like you either

by Spazztastic January 6, 2005