When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
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A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.
"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"
by lesliex88 October 14, 2008
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#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,
#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,
man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH
NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works
man: im gonna go run into a pole now
NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works
man: im gonna go run into a pole now
by mykel.d2 June 6, 2005
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Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!
by Cafedeparis July 16, 2008
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Get the Jersey City Style mug.A great place to be, not matter what ignorant people say. Yes, various places in Jersey suck, but no need to worry. There are many beatiful places in NJ. Hunterdon, for one, is the county I live in. The only bad smell you will sniff is horse and cow shit, but the sunsets and colorful hot air balloons atop of the skyline make up for that.
I just got back from the Jersey Shore. In Belmar I saw some gross ass in a thong, but when I finally got to Spring Lake I saw some people that looked normal.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
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