Jared

An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.

Omg! You’re such a Jared!

by Shirli May 20, 2019

jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.

jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT

by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019

Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

by yaw yark June 4, 2019

Jared

A Nigerian husky dragon who has a small peen.

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!

by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

Jared

An absolute fucking cunt

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.

by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019

Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.

He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.

by ~Q November 29, 2019

Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body

You finally broke up with Jared!

by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019