2 definitions by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019
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a fucking whore who will send ass pics to all the boys in her high school yet never talk to them in real life. but she's hot dw
" did you hear about that girl? ya she was such an eryn she was w like 5 guys"
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml April 30, 2019
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