Italian Mountain Yodeler

The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.

I couldn't believe it when that girl said she wanted me to make her into an Italian Mountain Yodeler

by murdoc222 October 21, 2011

Italian women

The female population of Italy. Known for having large breasts.

Big boobs to Italian women is like big butts to black women.

by oneandonlygod!! October 19, 2021

Esercito Italiano

Is like the Army in USA. It is operative in Nato Base (Napoli, Sigonella, Verona ecc.).
Recently (from the 2004) recruitment it happens only for the volunteers, therefore it is a army of specializes. I am fierce to have made the military service in the Italian Army, in 1982 it was still obligatory.
I had opportunity to make friends with american service, expecially US Navy and Air Force. I remember with pleasure Sara J. and Katherine N., ciao.

The constricption period in Esercito Italiano was one year long.

by Ciolabella April 1, 2008

Spicy Italian

The act of giving fellatio after eating very spicy foods, thus transferring the burning sensation to the recipients member.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy italian last night, my dong burned for two hours afterward.

by While E. June 13, 2011

Italian Induction

The use of sex as a method for inducing labor.

Well into her tenth month, Sarah was ready for the stirrups after ten minutes of Italian Induction.

by Schlabby January 16, 2007

italian

BEAUTIFUL.
As in "More beautiful than all others"

Decendants from a race of people who are THE most beautiful in body, mind and spirit.We only came to America to grace you with our heritage! Thank us, WE put the BEAUTIFUL in "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

by ANNA August 13, 2004

Italian

Victims of the stereotype that we wear nineteen gold chains and uses the words deez, demz,and dohz. And usually have ties to the Mafia. Just because we have Italian last names and are the darkest white people you have ever seen does not mean we are like that.

"Look, we better stay away from Tallia Genovasi, her brothers probably wear alot of gold chains and cant speak good english. If we fuck around with her, we might get clipped."

by Tallia November 9, 2004