A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.
...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...
So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022
Get the snuff painting mug.Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
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