Cage, the

A common nickname for the city, used by the locals. It's derived from "birdcage", so it's a pretty harsh judgement on the place.

"You're not in the sticks, rube, this is the Cage, the urban sprawl is a jungle, so your thrive or you die."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

by Rataray February 3, 2024

Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT

Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024

Beige Cage

When a man is forced to wear Linen/Chino Trousers/Shorts in the summer for work wear but they nether regions are very hot.

'Jack had is balls in the beige cage today for a London meeting, sweaty commute! '

by AbiAdmin June 19, 2025

Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.

Man you you’re acting like a cage man

by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination

Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

by mth91 November 25, 2007

boogie cage

One too many boogies

"I was in the boogie cage, John, Paul, George and Ringo!"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025