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If you are looking this up, you don't have one.
Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.
by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013
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a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.
the aim of life is to stay alive until you die
by bunda September 23, 2012
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Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff
I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.
by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012
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Hey can I ask you a question?
Yeah sure.
What's life?
Simple. It's Music.
by Enihs July 11, 2011
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In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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"Life hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna go eat some tide pods."
by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018
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Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.
Mike: Whats life?
Bill: An illusion.
Liam: Like most things.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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