illiterature

The stupid bullshit women read in their spare time; everything from trashy, soft-core (and slightly rapey) "romantic" novels, to Cosmo and self-help books. May include vampires, serene landscapes with big, sweaty farmhands, and coupons for Ben & Jerry's.

Girl: Is 50 Shades of Grey fiction or non-fiction?
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.

Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!

by Ned "Kingsley" Zissou September 26, 2012

illincest

hot illinois action

me and tracy have hawt illincest all the friggin time. cause we can.

by omi April 25, 2004

illiterature

(n.)
A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, banal, and unreadable.

Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.

"Tess of the D'Urbervilles is an excelent example of classic British illiterature."

"The illiterature that my English teacher assigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."

by Jmanpc April 21, 2006

illigal

The "illigal" is a hard working individaul who who works for pennies on the doller and won't bitch to you about health benefits or raises. Though the illigal is sometimes characterized as being a half-assedgang banger or a "parasite" to the United States' economy, the illigal is neither gang banger parasite. Often a common mistake between first and second generation.

Ex. Handball is one of many pastimes illigals play while at break.

Ex.2 "Chendo's"

by Curly Fries 102eggs December 15, 2008

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

Illision

Elision when practiced by rappers.

Elision: "O'er the ramparts we watched" (Francis Scott Key)
Illision: "E'r'body do dis..." (Lil Jon)

by Adam Weishaupt November 16, 2010

illin

the opposite of chillin

Ex. If you make a basket and you yell "Touchdown!"

by Coral Fang December 5, 2003