Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.

person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.

by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012

ill-eagley

In a way that is contrary or forbidden by MAGA law. Particularly in reference to immigration status.

Those Mexicans that make my lawn look so good must have entered into this country ill-eagley. ThEy TooK OuR JoBs iLl-EaGlEy.

by angrysooner July 8, 2025

ill hill

The spot where a crew formed like voltron all from other hoods to combine one of the illest clicks in New Jersey during the 90’s era where they were unbeatable at basketball fighting and pimpin hoes. You had to shoot from the titty chill at the rocks and loot the neighborhood store to know what being in the hill was about. The Ill hill hoe took everyone’s virginity and they had their own language and slang. “Don’t come out the house wearin no Beatle-Beatles or you were the victim of a bus-stop roasting session. Ill hill was New Jersey’s wu-tang

If you want some real basketball comp go to Ill hill where the ballers be at.

by Ill Hill la familia December 6, 2021

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

Ill-fishing

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.

He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.

by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022