ill

Ill in a unpopular slang is to define someone who demonstrably wrote something in a extremely “r/ihadastroke” way.

Person 1: POPOPO DOGOGOG GRAINBOW USUSJS FIFHA ROSSHS W WJ TNTH(EW THE WORD E8SNFOING AYAYYAYAYAYYYAYAY XDDDD LOLAKSJS W WAS GOU WSU MY WORLADD !!! (emoji) emoji) emoji)
Person 2: Are you ill?

by shadowhedgehogfan42069 November 26, 2020

ill disputes

bomb ass rap group from las vegas!

Did you hear that kye and rob made a group called ill disputes

by gangster bitch April 30, 2010

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

ill bang you with my blicky

the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees

come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky

by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010