speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009

Whipping that sandwich

Normally used by taxi drivers driving through the streets

Is work any good bill ? Yeah I’ve been whipping that sandwich

by Tommy da flutes June 13, 2018

Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

Tickle Sandwich

When a person is hugging someone and another person hugs the other two and forms a sandwich.

Once said sandwich is created the person in the middle tickles either the person behind or in front of them...

Dani went to hug Neftali and Maddy was hugging her too! They were sandwiched together when Dani tickled Neftali and created a tickle sandwich.

by Terra_Silas November 10, 2009

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014