Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

Cold Act Ill

Someone who does not apologize for being GREAT.

Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other

MsSimoneJ is cold act ill and don't mix well with retarded people, she will check them so fast.

by BeautyPie March 28, 2021

ill

To be ill is to write something in a way that can give someone a stroke. It can also possibly cease someone’s brain cells to read whatever the fuck they wrote.

Person 1: AHHAHAHWUSUWAUHS WWUAYA6BBBABNANA SHRRESKK IS BESADT CHWDACTER !!!! 🔥🤣😻
Person 2: Are you ill?

by shadowhedgehogfan42069 November 26, 2020

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

ill liquid

The situation where you loose a liquid money or asset

Aaron is ill liquid because he sold his trust

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023