I'll pickle

by Flightless Optometrist November 07, 2020

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I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 March 24, 2016

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I'll Snooze You

something you say when you mean you'll knock someone out and put them to sleep. (like a K.O. in boxing)

person 1 - hey, i just broke your earphones by mistake! my bad.

person 2 - OMG I'll Snooze You!!

by Da Neyj October 07, 2010

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In a skib, I'll be there in a jib

In a skib, I'll be there in a jib is an expression that can be used when someone is in a "jib." It is mainly used by the youth to describe a dire situation, the "skib" and the use of "jib" is to convey that the other party will be there quickly.

1 - OH NO, SKIBIDI IS COMING
2 -DON'T WORRY, IN A SKIB, I'LL BE THERE IN A JIB!

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I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

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